Ten Rare Insults You Don't See Everyday (July 8, 2020)

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andcallmeshirley
Jul 12, 2020 11:38 AM EDT

Some of these uncommon insults are so distinguished they might qualify for a Pulitzer Prize. It takes a truly ingenious mind to come up with descriptors this imaginative, and such brilliance deserves to be celebrated. This top ten compilation is the least we can do.

Stare in awe at these rare insults and then check out out previous list for even more poetic savagery.

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  • 01
    Screenshot - Comments 50K crimped357 • 6 months ago if they showed this movie on an airplane, people would still walk out on it. 6.5K 42 42 REPLIES
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    Text - 13h not funny, jackass 1 -15 + • 11h You have all heard the grand arbiter of jokes, kneel before the shriveled husk that used to be a sense of humour.
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    Text - There are approximately 1,010,300 Words in the English Language, but l could never string enough words together to properly express how much 1 want to hit you with a chair. Alexander Hamilton, to Thomas Jefferson
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    Face - Karen uses her underwear as a mask and says they told her to wear a mask because she wasn't black. @crazykarensa 441 108 1, Share BEST COMMENTS V BenJamminB• 7h polskapeopleyay • 8h Wearing a clean mask is easier then walking around a store having the smell of a salmon hatchery inside a porta potty pressed against your face. Reply 142
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    Text - l 87% 11:40 pm Replies Karim Ajouz • 2 years ago K Two cannibals are sitting together, eating Amy Schumer. One of them looks at the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal looks him in the eye and says, "No." 1.2K 4! 目 15 Add a public reply... JackTheChronic blazeit • 1 year ago That made me laugh more then any video today thank you good sir J
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    Suit - Jennifer Lopez Says Men Are 'Useless' Until They Turn 33 J.Lo was swiping on Tinder on behalf of a woman called Brooke, who was looking for love ladbible.com O-07.9K O 8k D 4k A 856 Ric Adkins By all means, let's give a damn about relationship advice from a woman that collects engagement rings like she's Thanos 4 hrs Reply O-) 8.8K Like
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  • 07
    Chef - dancin with the st GR O CNN · 2 MIN READ Vanilla Ice is having a Fourth of July weekend concert in Texas despite corona... 3 7 Comments O Like Comment Shouid be fine, we're still allowed to gather in groups up to ten.
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    Face - Go see my girl tomorrow in Hollywood! threadtipz imgod kylie has one of the most realistic looking wax figures i've ever seen and im confident it's because kylie is 75% silicon herself
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    Professional boxer - IGHTE Sllan NITRO YELE THE ULTINATE FIE Dar RECTANGLE 幸 X Comments 31K The Meme Guy • 5 days ago He looks like my notebook when I got bored during class. 7.4K 目 40
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    Footwear - @ZnbJnnt This couple went to gym together for 6 months Arsh @khosaa10 Did the guy wait outside
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